i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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