So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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