I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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