So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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