The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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