did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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