I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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