My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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