Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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