i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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