I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The power of my boobs compel you
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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