i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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