well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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