This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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