Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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