sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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