idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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