On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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