Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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