Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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