Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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