i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
