wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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