I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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