and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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