so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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