Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Sorry about my life...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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