You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
