She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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