i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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