that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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