And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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