Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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