Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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