Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
It's shark week go big or go home
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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