he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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