: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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