im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Is it penis luge time yet?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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