that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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