Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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