PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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