Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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