I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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