do herpes really smell.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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