it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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