Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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