Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dignity is for republicans.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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