i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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