I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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