So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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